I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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