I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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