They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Randomize
