You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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