He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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