writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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