Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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