am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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