ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She's the barista slut.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
