No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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