I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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