Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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