sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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