i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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