You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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