I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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