How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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