i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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