he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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