PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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