yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just had sex bonerless
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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