what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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