So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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