Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
