STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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