I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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