I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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