My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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