i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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