Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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