dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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