i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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