Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The best revenge is premature balding
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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