I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
sex in a hospital.. check
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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