She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sorry my hands just texted you
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
