you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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