we should wear snuggies to the strip club
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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