don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
