porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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