you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
it glows. i had to have it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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