4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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