She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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