i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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