i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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