yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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