He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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