i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
love makes seman taste better
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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