bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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