So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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