It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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