dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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