you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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