i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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