I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
